I want everyone to know that I've been putting off posting here all night becaus, ahem,

 

I HATE FUCKING WORDPRESS THEMES. 90 PERCENT OF THEM ARE UGLY. AND THE ONES I'VE FOUND WHICH MAY NOT SUCK WON'T SHOW UP IN MY DASHBOARD.

Yes, I realize that writing in all capitals in the interweb conveys that a person is yelling.

Yes, I know.

 

Fuck Wordpress themes. They're all dull, lacking in contrast, difference, and zest. They all have huge headers that block content and little spaces for text. Fuck you all. I'm pissed because AESTHETICALLY, this blog is going to look like crap.

 

AAARGH.