Silk has officially released their Silk Nog for the holiday season, as well as Silk Pumpkin Spice, which is essentially pumpkin pie, in liquid form, in a mug, then in your belly. Can you say delicious.

Silk is also organic. And made from 100 percent Wind energy. And it is cholesterol-free, of course, lactose free, gluten free, MSG free, low in fat and fucking awesome. Silk Light is our usual brand, and Silk Light Chocolate is way better than choco cow milk. Really. They always put cool shit on their cartons, always have coupons somewhere for them, and is made from soybeans that were not genetically engineered. Yay Silk.

And thanks for being in almost every grocery store. Next I want you to be in gas stations, and to sell Silk Ice Cream. Please.