• I have bought a carton of Tazo Tea Chai Mix, so I can make my own Chai Lattes at home. Well, except for the latte part, as the milk is not steamed, it just IS. And soymilk is delish with it. $3.99 for the carton which makes like 6-8 cups of it, or you can go to Starbucks and pay 4.50 for a large. Once. With an upcharge for soymilk. Apparently being healthy is punishable by fine.
  • Oprah’s Puppy Mill episode the other day made me bawl like a baby. I have extreme respect for the people who have to put down 35 dogs a day, and actually care. When you stop caring is when its not real anymore.
  • The guy who tortured the kitten in Utah? Yeah, the one called Jesus? What was his mother thinking? If you’re gonna call your kid Jesus at least make sure he doesn’t turn out FUCKING ROTTEN. And I’m not even Christian.
  • I went to Beach Boy-reformed-gynecologist yesterday. Yes, it is uncomfortable having the poker doctor look like a Beach Boy. Yes, it is. Especially when its obvious he thinks YOU’RE weird. Yeah, well I think its weird that you look at vaginas all day. Suck on that. He tried to prescribe me anti-depressants, and told him to blow me. Fucking American doctors. I will not apologize for that crack. I’m just as American as you, anyways.
  • My job has fucked me over again. Apparently I’m the only one in the place who has heard of a concept called loyalty. My weakness. I’m loyal. They’re not.
  • I still have not had sex. I think this almost 2 months now.
  • I’ve been exercising regularly the past 2 weeks, and its going good. No noticeable changes, but I don’t expect to until I’ve built up enough muscle.