I don’t really watch TV. I know, I know, everyone says that because they’re embarassed at the TV they do watch. But really, I don’t. I have channels 1 through 23 in my basic cable TV package, aka, the package the apartment complex pays for so I don’t have to pay for shit.

At my friends house last night, she had the NBC show Last Comic Standing tivoed. So we watched it. Few laughs, nothing special. Apparently that chick Aliza is the shit. I disagree. She’s not funny because she thinks she is funny.

When the  boyfriend and I got home last night, as we sometimes do, we laid in bed next to each other, me with my book, him watching TV/playing guitar, me poking him, him poking me back. The season finale of Last Comic Standing came on and I realized something: Aliza won because of her giant, pretty knockers.

I could not stop staring at her tits the WHOLE time, does anyone else have this problem when it comes to her? She’s NOT FUNNY. Her boobs are GREAT. I want to stick my face in between them to comfort her after I tell her that she isn’t fucking funny. And also, you won this show because America voted for your boobs. How does that make you feel?

Next year, maybe we’ll vote for a guy who looks like Johnny Depp. I’d be okay with that.

Also, sidenote: Aliza isn’t particularly hot. She just has lovely breasts…..there is a difference.

And if you deny this post, you deny yourself. Youtube that shit. Its transfixing.