It is decidedly cold. DECIDEDLY. Goosebumps, nipples, teeth clenching…..hang on a minute. That sounds like good sex. WERD. See how I did that, internet? See how I turned that around? Yeah? That’s called positive thinking. I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little surprised I was able to pull positive thinking out of my ass as a result of recent situations, but I did. Woot.

So, after much internal debate, well, external, too, but I really pay little attention to external debate, because I’m always right, I have decided to go forward with grad school. If they’ll have me. Oh, wait they will. Sweet. It’s like going to the grocery store and swiping your card, and Verifone has APPROVED me, I get a little lick. Because, look at it this way, 1 800 HOPELINE, if no one else approves of you, your debit card does….and if it doesn’t, continue with previous planned actions, because you’re broke.

Was that inappropriate?

Alright….so here is my earthshaking point I’d like to make.

Why would anyone want to live in Carrollwood? I mean, REALLY?

Far away enough for Downtown to be annoying, close enough to grocery store to feel like you’re in BFE. BECAUSE YOU ARE. That being said, can we petition for Craiglist to delete all Carrollwood postings? Thank you for your support.

I cant be buggered to write more.