The Trouble Is…

Today, I will attend my first wedding. My very first. I’ve been to two funerals, but no weddings.
Mike and Amanda are getting hitched. Wade works with Mike at Home Depot and I became friends with them through suction. By suction I mean the act of getting ’sucked into shit’. They’re really cool people, though, and [...]

Got the job, officially. Done with training tonight, and then I’ll be on the floor as an official server. In crappy sections, but I hope I can work past that soon.
My friend Sean left last night. Well, leaving today, I think, but leaving Florida permanently. I don’t mind so much, if he’s with his lady [...]

I had a pretty kickass Christmas. I got an external hard drive, and Wade got a didgeridoo. I got a wok and some stockpots and some other small things. All in all, we made out good. And we bought presents for my family, which was cool.
I played Taboo, met my brothers new girlfriend, watched The [...]

[At a table, just dropped off their food, preparing to walk away.]
“Can we get some more napkins?”
“Sure thing, sir.”
“Hey, you got an extra plate on you?”
[Pause]
“No, I don’t have an extra plate on me.”